Archive for January, 2006

does everyone know that i almost died twice this month?

Sunday, January 1st, 2006

its not that i take pleasure in blabbing out to the world about my whole damn life–lest i end up being called an attention-seeking show-off or something like that–its just that i wanna share, okay, plain and simple, i wanna share an experience…and if you wanna sue for me for doing so, then first, get out of my f*cking blog!–sorry bout that, new years’ resolution: cut out the bad words and limit the horny stuff–hehehe…no sense…anyways, back to my story…

december 20,2005…after 30 minutes of joyride, patient will have a huge cut on the arm…

hehehe…the day i almost died…we were on a joyride in SRP a.k.a. driving home…when we had to make a U-turn since we missed this corner which was supposed to go to somewhere…but all of a sudden, this freak jeep-thing hit phoebe’s multicab…and the rest was history…

most of us flew from the multicab, to land several feet from the vehicle–no kidding–and as for me, well i didnt fly off, instead i got this huge cut on my right arm…and then it was on that day that the thing i least expected to happen, happened…i became a patient in VSMMC and CCMC, all in one evening…take note, one evening–err, something like that–trust me, it made me feel just how important it is to have nurses around…anyway, my arm was stitched–just 2 stitches though–then i had of 2 shots of that anti-tetanus prophylaxis thing…

December 28, 2005…after 2 hours of strolling in colon, self will be threatened by hold-upper and return home sans watch and 500+ pesos…

well, it was my sisters’ birthday…and i decided to ditch her…hehehehe…really, i was looking for a gift within the bowels of the colon tiangge…and all of a sudden, this guy with a knife–or so he said–and his accomplices blocked me off…and well, you know what happened–oh no, i wasnt raped damn it!–but i was robbed, i was robbed of my…my…my watch, and some money…

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