Sanct Nito

affiliating nursing students, welcome! thank you for choosing St. Nito’s Memorial Medical Center…aside from paying the affiliation fee of Php500 per shift, please take note of, and do comply with the following guidelines…

>do come to your RLE bearing gifts for the staff, such as cakes and curtains…food delivery would also be appreciated…
>do announce your upcoming arrival, so as not to surprise our staff…"Oh my God!…"
>do ask permission before checking charts, to avoid finding unpleasant complaints from our staff scribbled in them…
>do remember that we also have our own nursing school, and that they will be given priority over other schools–with the exception of those who give generous donations–live with it!
>do understand that schools/students who are unable to donate anything would be given last priority irregardless of skill or intellectual capacity…

once again, thank you for choosing SNMMC for your affiliation, God Bless, and Mabuhi!

P.S. >do keep you eyes off of our handsome interns, they are exclusively for the head of hospital…

your walking down the hall, heading towards this room, with nothing but the best intentions in mind…just then you hear an all too familiar voice reverberating unceremoniously in the most mockingly inhuman tone megadosed with a deadly mix of sarcasm: "Oh my God! They’re here again!"…you freeze, and scan your surroundings, searching for the source of that most horrendous sound…only to see an all too familiar face that you have somehow learned to respect…

that, just happened to my friends…

and being the ever-loving and magnanimously beneficient being that i am, i now come here to counsel you, god forbid, but should the same thing happen to you, at least you wont stand there dumbtsruck if you’ll just do exactly as i say…

here, ladies and gays, are potential responses to the unorthodox utterance:"oh my god! they’re here again!"

* yes we are, got a problem ’bout that?
* god? which one’s your god? the one with horns?
* oh my god! were here again…cake?
* oh my god! your STILL here…but dont worry, it’s just a temporary state that i can correct…
* oh god i’m glad that youre still here…you see, i was hoping if you’d be able to share your expertise on…

im running out of things to say…i’ll have to get training in psychiatric nursing first before i could actually know how to address this situation, being that it involves communicating with the cognitively challenged…

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"ANG TOOT BA KAY TOOT…"

god, im glad that a lot of people hate me…that means that im not just another piece of ho-hum like them…oh well, the prettier you are, the more people would get jealous of you…that’s life…god! what did i ever do to make people envy me?!

part of me wants to skin someone alive before dipping that someone in alcohol placed over a gigantic bunsen burner…but then again, why waste time paying attention to idiotic-talk? hey, this isnt psychiatric nursing yet…and yet, we are being exposed to the what would probably be the worst psychia cases i’ve ever seen…

gamay na lang ang kuwang…and the world would again be safe for horny people…hehehe…di bitaw uy…instead, there would be hope for the millions of sick people everywhere especially africa…char!

LONDON (Reuters) - A commonly used

HIV medicine may also
help prevent cervical cancer and could be developed into an
anti-cancer cream, early laboratory tests by British scientists
suggest.

Lopinavir belongs to a class of HIV drugs known as protease
inhibitors. It is a key component of Abbott Laboratories Inc’s
best-selling pill Kaletra.

Dr Ian Hampson and his colleagues in Manchester believe
lopinavir could eventually be made into a simple cream or
pessary, offering an alternative to surgery for women with
precancerous lesions.

No clinical trials have yet commenced, however.

Results of the team’s early research will be published in
next month’s issue of the journal Anti-Viral Therapy and will
also be presented at the International HPV meeting in Prague on
September 5.

Merck & Co Inc and GlaxoSmithKline Plc have both developed
ground-breaking vaccines to prevent strains of HPV that cause
most cases of cervical cancer.

But Hampson said not all women would be vaccinated and not
all lesions would be prevented by the new shots, leaving a role
for non-surgical therapies such as his team’s proposed cream.

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i know that entrepreneurs have several trade secrets right under there sleeves that propel their ventures to such great heights. one of such business ventures could indeed be seen in the fast-growing street-siomai, almost everyhere you look, theres a siomai stand selling "low-priced edition" siomai…and behind this growing food industry, is a rather well-kept secret between siomai stand owners, they will never tell their costumers who their supplier is–as in all siomai vendors that i’ve asked–most likely so as to keep potential rivals off the business…

however, i was really annoyed this afternoon when i asked a certain siomai-vendor…you see, we are planning to have a little celebration at home for my lola’s birthday–although she’s not home, but is abroad–and we plan to have siomai in our menu…and so, when i visited this siomai stand, i asked the siomai lady as to where i could buy siomai in "bulk", i even explained to her that i just need the siomai for a party and that i have no intention of opening my own siomai stall if she feels rather threatened by competition…and what was her answer? a resonating "secret…." God! i wanted to slap her stupid face then and there…the least that she could do was offer me a clue as to where i could search for the siomai factory, instead she offered to sell to me siomai in bulk at 5.50 a piece sans the sauce and spices, of course, i didnt agree, knowing that the siomai factory would sell at a lower price plus free extra siomai and sauce…my only problem is that i dont know where the factory is…

now, if theres anyone in here who’s kind enough to give me a golden ticket to the siomai factory, i would indeed feel a great indebtedness towards that person, since my sister and i are both dying to eat siomai steamed right at home…so please,please, anyone out there, tell me where the siomai factory is, and we could bet on it, that if after you told me where to buy siomai and i’ll open a siomai stand, then i’d have to give you half of my sales for a whole year…but then again, i have no intention of opening one, i just want to eat a whole bunch siomai that i bought for less…

God! what has gone wrong with the brains behind friendster?! imagine, they allowed a shampoo brand to have a fan profile! wow, things are definitely getting retarded here, a shampoo brand with fans…what has this world gone into? take note, they even made testimonials for the shampoo, and it even has a blog! god!god!god!

btw, the profile owner is from malaysia–just like the celebriteen thing…gosh, freaky malaysians…

August 23, 2006, a day that will live on in history, today, Pluto, that distant, cold, dark world named after the chtonic Roman god of the realm of the dead, has been declared dead…earlier today, the International Astronomical Union, the world authority in matters of astronomy, has spoken unanimously after a week-long debate at the Czech Republic’s capital city, Prague…"Pluto is no longer a planet…"

looking back, i remember my kindergarten days when i used to be so ‘hambug’ in class, since i was the only one who memorized the names of the nine planets…i dont know, its quiet disturbing…what we thought was right all this time, was in fact wrong…what else would these scientist prove next? that there really is intelligent life beyond our own home planet? that Cleopatra was gay? or that God doesnt exist?

what next?

blame it on the long weekend…thank god for ninoy…it feels like summer all over again…for three straight days, i woke up at 11:00 am, partied till 2 in the morning last saturday, and surfed the net like theres not tommorow…now, this is the way life should be…if only our CI would decide to ditch us tommorow, then i’d definitely say, that life is indeed not as bad as it seems to be…

GAY SAINTS!!!

The
holy martyrs Sergius and Bacchus, noble Romans, are among the earliest
authenticated and most celebrated Christian martyrs, originally
commemorated in the Eastern and Western churches. They were male
lovers, but it was for their Christian faith that they were persecuted
by the Romans.

They
were Roman soldiers, officers in the army of Emperor Maximian, and both
were his friends. Sergius is said to have been ‘primicerius gymnasii
trionum’ (commandant of the recruits’ school) at Trieste, and Bacchus a
subaltern officer.

When
they did not enter a temple of Jupiter with the Emperor who was
sacrificing to the god, he ordered them to do so. When they further
refused his order that they sacrifice to pagan gods, they were stripped
of their arms and badges of rank, and then humiliated by being led
through the streets of Arabissus (near Comana in
Cappadocia), dressed in women’s clothing.

Then
they were sent to Resapha in Syria (Augusta Euphratesiae in
Mesopotamia), where they were tortured. Bacchus was scourged with
thongs of raw hide so terribly that his whole body was torn, and he
gave up the ghost while confessing Christ. He
died on Oct. 1, 290. His body was thrown out on to the highway, and it
is said that vultures protected it from the attacks of dogs.

Sergius’s
faith faltered with the death of his lover, but only to return when
Bacchus appeared to him in a vision and said, "I am still with you in
the bond of our union." Sergius kept faith and he was then tortured
further. His feet were fixed in boots spiked with nails and he was made
to walk a long distance. As he remained steadfast in the faith, he was
sentenced to be beheaded. He was decapitated on Oct. 7, 290. Like his
lover, he died a martyr to the new religion.

The
tomb of S. Sergius at Resapha (Siria) around 305 a.d. become a famous
shrine and was honored by great gatherings of Christians because of the
frequent miracles there.

Sergius
and Bacchus became the heavenly protectors of the Byzantine army, with
the two Theodores, Demetrius, Procopius and George. Their "acts" are
preserved in Latin, Greek and Syriac.

Many
churches in many towns bore the name of Sergius (sometimes with
Bacchus), and his cultus was extraordinarily widespread and popular;
the nomads of the desert looked on him as their special patron saint.

Emperor
Justinian I enlarged and fortified Sergiopolis. Sergius was venerated
as patron of Syria. Parts of his relics were transferred to Venice,
where these saints were patrons of the ancient cathedral. In the
seventh century a church was dedicated to them in Rome.

During
the Middle Ages, the relationship of Sergius and Bacchus was considered
an exemplar of compassionate union, and possibly even marriage, based
on agape (brotherly love) and mutual respect.

more information: http://www.otkenyer.hu/halsall/lgbh-gaysts.html

there are as much as 10 000 canonized gender deviants already in the catholic church! god!god!god! and i thought that i was gonna be the first!!!

and take note, this information was posted not by anti-catholics, but by pious and faithful members of the one holy and apostolic church, the catholic church! god!god!god! naa na koy future!

impeachment, impeachment, impeachment…crap! impeachment…

you proponents of the impeachment of gloria…hear me, and answer me…

1. how much is being spent for each and every single congressional session where you do basically nothing but repeat the same old bullsh*t as to why gloria should step down?
–> my answer, i dont have any f*cking idea, but im 100% affirmative that its the people’s money that your using…

2. so, gloria is a theif, a cheater, a big liar, in short–as in short–, an evil president…provided that she’s ousted, how can you assure me that you–or any other guy from your stable–wont just do the same thing when your president (e.g. lie, cheat, steal)?

come on guys, at least gloria–though ‘evil’–is doing something to help uplift the situation of the philippines, you guys, on the other hand, are doing exactly the opposite…you condemn charter change out of paranoia; you point fingers against the all out war on communist–apparently you enjoy having these trouble makers in our midst…as in, what’s wrong with you people? have you not realized that your loud and crappy rallies arent doing anything except turn-off investors and tourists–who’d want to go to a country where the major attraction includes a daily serving of anti-government rallies?

you spend thousands, even millions maybe, for those ugly effigies, which by the end of the day, end up in ashes, and millions more for your freaky print and tv ads…now i wonder, does any of it work? any hint of seeing gloria leaving the palace for good any time now? what if all that money was spent instead to buy food and schoolbooks–hey, isnt that what you’ve been shitting about in the first place?

and for you priests who probably have nothing decent left to do, thus you decide to join in the political circus, remember what your Big Boss said: "give to ceasar what belongs to caesar…" simply put, "mind your own business"

as for those youth activist shouting your fucking complaints: "so, what have you done for the country lately?" hey, most of you are even from the state universities…what the f*ck?! theres where our taxes go? to a bunch of screaming fags who love reds? sh*t!

crap! commision on human rights! i say let all communists be made extinct!a red gets killed, and you go gaga as if the pope just got shot…a soldier got ambushed by reds, no comment from you…waaah! if i know, your nothing but another communist front!

freaks! i dont like gloria either, but your more loathsome; at least gloria’s doing her job, are you?

i watched the news for the first time tonight after many days of not doing so…and theres only one thing that i can say: "f*ck!"

f*ck those who keep pushing ofr gloria’s impeachment…come on you a-holes, if gloria gets kicked out, you dont probably expect to have a dead-man for a president? or maybe you f*cked up people are eyeing the presidency itself, and in the guise of protecting the people’s right, are in fact hungrily fixing your greedy eyes on the country’s highest position…look here, i dont like gloria myself, but she’s the only one qualified enough to rule this goddamned country–so much for being asia’s only christian nation–even if she’s one huge cheat, at least she’s doing her job and not wasting their time and the people’s taxes bickering like those fags who have nothing to do in congress and senate but call for the so-so overrated impeachment and spreading the devil’s seed of their communist ideals…

f*ck you all cheaters! hey, im a cheater too, but at least i dont intend to do it in the nursing board…but as for those trying hard nurses who do not really deserve the title of nurse, they have gone too far…thanks for ruining my future, and of nursing in the philippines…now, i’ll have a lesser chance of earning green bucks and of leaving this f*cked up country!