oh my god! youre here again!
your walking down the hall, heading towards this room, with nothing but the best intentions in mind…just then you hear an all too familiar voice reverberating unceremoniously in the most mockingly inhuman tone megadosed with a deadly mix of sarcasm: "Oh my God! They’re here again!"…you freeze, and scan your surroundings, searching for the source of that most horrendous sound…only to see an all too familiar face that you have somehow learned to respect…
that, just happened to my friends…
and being the ever-loving and magnanimously beneficient being that i am, i now come here to counsel you, god forbid, but should the same thing happen to you, at least you wont stand there dumbtsruck if you’ll just do exactly as i say…
here, ladies and gays, are potential responses to the unorthodox utterance:"oh my god! they’re here again!"
* yes we are, got a problem ’bout that?
* god? which one’s your god? the one with horns?
* oh my god! were here again…cake?
* oh my god! your STILL here…but dont worry, it’s just a temporary state that i can correct…
* oh god i’m glad that youre still here…you see, i was hoping if you’d be able to share your expertise on…
im running out of things to say…i’ll have to get training in psychiatric nursing first before i could actually know how to address this situation, being that it involves communicating with the cognitively challenged…
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"ANG TOOT BA KAY TOOT…"
god, im glad that a lot of people hate me…that means that im not just another piece of ho-hum like them…oh well, the prettier you are, the more people would get jealous of you…that’s life…god! what did i ever do to make people envy me?!
part of me wants to skin someone alive before dipping that someone in alcohol placed over a gigantic bunsen burner…but then again, why waste time paying attention to idiotic-talk? hey, this isnt psychiatric nursing yet…and yet, we are being exposed to the what would probably be the worst psychia cases i’ve ever seen…
August 30th, 2006 at 1:11 am
good one nito!!! i hope she burns in hell!!! screw her and CCMC like mabuhi sila kung wala ta didto… o naa btaw other schools but unfortunately they’re dung brained and only good for one two things, mopping the floor and wiping the beds with lysol!!! LOL cake anyone?
September 1st, 2006 at 8:28 am
haha i see bad people everyday too…. and oh, how i schemed of ways to annoy them and totally bust their mega egos!! but then i thot, eww they weren’t worth my time, the stinking idiots. im not wasting brain cells on them. so now i content myself with the thought of getting to say ‘excuse me, and you are..?’ the day they decide to muster the courage to say to my face the things they say behind my back.. hahaha.. oh how i long to say that one liner… hahaha..
ohwell nits, dogs can howl and howl at the moon for as long as they want, but that’s all they can do, theyl never reach the moon. and kids only throw stones at trees with the ripest fruits.