Sanct Nito

affiliating nursing students, welcome! thank you for choosing St. Nito’s Memorial Medical Center…aside from paying the affiliation fee of Php500 per shift, please take note of, and do comply with the following guidelines…

>do come to your RLE bearing gifts for the staff, such as cakes and curtains…food delivery would also be appreciated…
>do announce your upcoming arrival, so as not to surprise our staff…"Oh my God!…"
>do ask permission before checking charts, to avoid finding unpleasant complaints from our staff scribbled in them…
>do remember that we also have our own nursing school, and that they will be given priority over other schools–with the exception of those who give generous donations–live with it!
>do understand that schools/students who are unable to donate anything would be given last priority irregardless of skill or intellectual capacity…

once again, thank you for choosing SNMMC for your affiliation, God Bless, and Mabuhi!

P.S. >do keep you eyes off of our handsome interns, they are exclusively for the head of hospital…

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