Archive for September, 2006

eksena sa telenovela…

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

eksena: tulo ka kontrabida ug usa ka extra, nag-istorya mahitungod sa ilang kontra na ganahan nilang pahawaon…

kontrabida 1: maglagot gyud ko ana niya…ngano siya pa man gyud…

kontrabida 2: ayaw lang kabalaka kay di na na isya magdugay dinhi…

kontrabida 3: mao gyud kay padung na na siya mawala…

kontrabida 1: ato gyud himoon ang tanan para mawala na siya dinhi…

kontrabida 3: mohawa na man daw na siya dinhi…

kontrabida 2: unya madawat kaha siya ngadto?

kontrabida 1: naa baya’y ****** requirement…

kontrabida 3: di siya kaabot sa *secret*…

extra: di, mo-tungtung siya ug foot-stall…

uy…way mo-react…ang mo-react, guilty…

kuan baya ni ang story, tulo ka maid na ganahan na mawagtang ang kontra pud nila na maid…

familiar? ambut uy…nagsuwat-suwat ra baya ko ug fiction…

nonsense2…

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006

i hate the way you are
so mean to me
by far the most frigid girl
that i have ever known
you speak loudly but
when i’m not around
You’ll be just like them
so shallow and obnoxious…

…but all that i need
and all that i breathe
and all that i care for
is you…

…i hate you

(Waltz, by Hale)

s*x in a car…

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006

so, as your walking around the mall basement, you see this ford lynx shaking as if the whole world world is being rocked by an intensity 7 earthquake, except that you see no signs of the building that your in collapsing, and that after a minute, your still alive…and so you approach the car, thinking that maybe someone is having seizures, and would require medical assistance…only to see the naked figure of a man lying on top of another naked person, a woman…both are busily pumping and indulging on the carnal delights of an unholy union…

and thus, we have the making of another media circus…even the most apathetic person in town cant miss the headlines…:"NASAKPANG NAG-SEX SULOD SA SAKYANAN"…indeed, in a society where the S-word never fails to catch anyone’s attention, that is one eye-catching, and rather tittilating headline…

BUT, in case you guys havent realized…i dont see the point of making such a fuss about it…

after all, if you just know where to look, i tell you, people in this city have somehow developed the hobby of doing their thing almost anywhere, yes, even in public…need i cite any examples?

well, its actually a no-brainer…but if your really that innocent, then you should know that in MOST colon cinemas, people do it–as in all sorts of people, old people, students, man-to-man…–in broad ‘daylight’, even the security guards seem to enjoy watching…and hey, ive even heard rumors of these things happening even in ayala and sm cinemas…

and regarding the private room issue on internet cafes, who hasnt heard of n**-X?

and thus, i couldnt help but wonder…why doesnt anyone seem to care about all this, and yet pay a great deal of attention of that single incident in ayala, when in fact, its just a part of daily life on another side of the city?

P.S.: bsn iii-e is better than sex…and theres nothing that anyone can do about it…period!

oh sh*t!

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

paris hilton has a new video game…god! what has this world gone into…after the sex scandal, the tv-series, her music video…and now, this…whats next?!

* paris hilton lingerie collection?
* paris hilton dog food?
* paris hilton diet?
* paris hilton flip-flops?
* paris hilton mp3 players?
* paris hilton camera phones?
* paris hilton mall?
* paris hilton school of nursing?

she’s everywhere!

watch out for the beatification and canonization of paris hilton…

nicole, nicole, nicole…a.k.a. the bitch from subic…

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

why dont you and your actress mom just go to hell! cant you see that no one’s really at your side? (except for your family and friends, and anti-american communist symphatizers…)

why dont you just admit the truth? that your one disatisfied prostitute…poor thing…maybe you werent good enough in bed–or should i say, in the van–for those servicemen to pay for your services…

just face it, all girls who voluntarily leave with guys that they just meet in a nightclub are prostitutes, and even if they’re not, its a no-brainer that they’re up to something naughty…s*x anyone?

die! just die! even if, by some utterly unbelievable twist of fate, you really got raped…i wouldnt give a damn…you brought it upon yourself in the first place…come on, you dont go to a bar, dance and have a couple of drinks with a
group of attractive guys, then say: "lets go to your van…lets pray
the rosary…"

most hated people in cebu…

Saturday, September 16th, 2006

4566746883518l_1 well, maybe next to the infamous Cebu Death Squad–who could in fact, probably have more fans than us–it is beyond any doubt that the students of Cebu Normal University’s College of Nursing, are the most hated people in Cebu…

picture this…

* certain "professional" staff of certain hospitals seem to despise our presence…
* certain students from other nursing schools hate us…some even going to the point of actually pasting a note on our lockers that say: CNU nag-leakage…
* even some clinical instructors from other schools look at us with scorn…there was even this one time when out of the blue, this CI quizzed us on the uses and properties of MgSO4, luckily though we were able to answer…
* and even our own schoolmates (from CAS and CTE) would rather see all of us dead…

gosh, what did we ever do?

brokeback mountain a.k.a. candulawan

Monday, September 11th, 2006

one saturday morning, nine other friends and i (and not to mention a whole bus-ful of doctors) went up the dirt road behind the minglanilla church, all the way to top of this mountain–20 kilometers away from the noisy "civilization" of the city–not expecting to be greeted by a crowd so huge, that you’d actually think that Christ Himself was set to appear on that oh so distant mountain top…

welcome to brokeback mountain…

nope…its not what you think it is…
no, there wasnt a huge herd of sheep to look after, but rather a huge crowd of perhaps a thousand people seeking medical services…
no, we didnt have to cook our food on an open fire, but instead, we had catered lunch, and an "unlimited" supply of dunkin donuts and munchkins…(donuts never tasted so plain, why, after downing more than a dozen, who wouldnt get ‘tired’ of it?)
and there definitely wasnt a tent for the "magic" to happen…

so whats the fuss all about this? well, nothing much…i just want all the world to know, that an extension duty never felt that good…with an over-abundant supply of good food, a killer view of the city below, and "work" thats barely work at all…God, all extension duties should be like this…

kudos to Kapwa Ko Mahal Ko, The Rotary Club, and especially to ruff’s "mga kasama sa pananampalataya…sumasamba sa n*ta

thanks to Dunkin Donuts for our snacks, mayor TZO–i really thought that it was you who blew up earlier this day–for the bus, the rotary club of Tawau (wherever that place may be…), Singapore, and Kota Kinabalu, for our food…and to the wonderful people of Candulawan, Minglanilla…

petition…

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

until such time that the political atmosphere of the country becomes
peaceful and stable…until such time that "attitude-change" is enacted
upon all filipinos…let this petition stand…

a petition to make the CRAB our new NATIONAL ANIMAL…truly, its "virtues" and "values" apply to us all Filipinos…

from the days of the revolution to the present, it holds true, that the
crab is the perfect epitome of a filipino: uncompromising and
self-seeking, always looking for the easy way out even at the expense
of other fellow filipinos…a practice best exemplified and displayed
in public by our dear politicians, and from the highest echelons of
power, down to the lowliest of peasants…we are a nation of crabs in
human form…

save the noble carabao from its shameful association with our people…raise the crab to its proper place in our society…

that for as long as change remains an elusive dream for our
people…that for as long as we do not change as a people…let this
petition be…

nonsense…

Friday, September 1st, 2006

to my not-so-secret secret-crush, my greatest obsession, my other religion…
how do i even begin…god, this thing’s insane…
at least allow me to express this irony of a feeling that i have…
that your the only person in the world who i cant look straight at the eyes…
yet i could spend an entire day staring at you without complains…
i know this thing’s out of tune, but hey, it aint i poem…
just wanted to tell you, that no matter how much i want to deny it…
the fact remains: i’m going nuts over you…